Costelloed - When a beautiful Elvis Costello song is snuck onto popular radio when all one wants is to hear about how J. Timberlake wants to rock that body, girl.

EX: "Right after John Mayer-- a dorky knee-waver too cookie-cutter to make me cry-- I was fuckin' Costelloed! Sneak attack! Right when I least expected it. Typical."

Top 40 - The state defined by one seeking out popular Top 40 tunes because it's the only music that doesn't illicit any emotion and one is tired of being so goddamn emotional.

EX: "Thank God for Justin Timberlake because he makes feeling so Top 40 almost bearable."