fix - to eat. origin: people say that eating fixes you. Well, actually, I say that. But there is a saying "To fix you something to eat." So there is some sort of connection. other forms: to be fixed - full

ex. "I'm fixed."

Nelson Rockefellerism - The way foreign language speakers must completely break accent and flow of speech when forced to use English names or phrases.
"Est-ce que tu parle avec Nelson Rockefeller aujourd'hui?"

nastacean - a particularly rude and/or offensive individual. (from 'nasty' and 'crustacean.') ex.: "that freaking nastacean tried to touch my ass on the subway."

toafy n.
bastardization of today. used to express today in the most disinterested way possible (can often be equated with 'someday')
e.g. 'I guess I should pay that bill toafy' or 'That project should really get done toafy'

shizzit - pseudo jive for shit. ex. Man, this is the shizzit . . .

Snirky - while smirky is a funny mean comment said in a funny mean yet friendly way and snarky is just plain mean (though funnyish) and not so friendly, this is snirky. Where you are a cross between funny nice mean and sarcastic mean mean. Snirky.

*blink* -

1. To be really stunned or shocked or in complete disbelief. Usually accompanied with a slack jaw and surprised eyes. As well as (sometimes) the inability to speak.
ex. Customs guy: Sir, what are these furs doing here in your bag? Why are these shoes not worn yet? How much did this cost exactly?
George: *blink*

2. To be really innocent cute. Usually accompanied with a smirky little grin and happy flying hair. And maybe something pink. Maybe.
ex. Dexter: Deedee, why are you so cute?
Deedee: I don't know. *blink blink blink*