Friday, March 01, 2002

Malkovich-ing--the act of repeating a particular word or phrase over and over again with different inflections, a la the scene in 'Being John Malkovich' in which John Malkovich enters his own portal.
one track mind—cookies cookies cookies. Cookies? Cookies cookies cookies cookies. Cookies.

Cookies cookies.

Wednesday, February 27, 2002

rememory—the kind of memory that allows you to remember things others have likely forgotten. Take the following conversation as an example of its many uses:
Person 1: "I had a cookie for dinner!"
Person 2: "You had a cookie for dinner three weeks ago, too."
Person 1: "I did. Oh. You must have a good rememory. I have no idea what I had for dinner three days ago."
Person 2: "Yes, I do have a good rememory, thank you. People say that about me all the time. Everywhere I go they are asking me to rememorize names and places, and I always tell them, look, I can't be running around doing this shit for free all the time. My brain is hurting. Now give me some goddamned cookies. Damn it."

[this applies in particular to Amy who has quite the rememory.]