Friday, October 12, 2001

frop - a woman who makes her own sweaters and lives with many cats
"Sally Sue never socialized with the other office temps. Everyone could tell, from her custom decorated shoes, that she was a frop."
May also be used as "froppery" and "froppish."

Thursday, October 11, 2001

fucky: adj.
slightly less harsh way of saying 'fucked-up.' used to express mild annoyance.
e.g. "The trains were all fucky this morning, but I managed to get to work okay anyway."
bjork: v. (derived from the Icelandic)
to behave in a strange but endearing fashion.
e.g. "Do you see that boy dancing spastically over there? He's totally bjorking...it's kinda cute."
warmit - I whisper 'warmit' to the slow folk on the sidewalk in the hope that they'll speed up, or at least get out of the way. 'warmit' derives from 'warm it' which comes from 'warm it up Kris.' this is proof that Kris Kross will contibute extensively to the rewriting of the English language.
Poopy - shit. Ex. "Oh, poopy." or "That's poopy."
Looooooooooove - To love someone. But in a stupidly belabored crazy awful way (but also gooey gooey gross funny way). Looooooooooove. You must also wear a face and use a tenor of voice that bespeaks of constipation or something. Because that's very much what it feels like.

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

From Scott . . .

Flopjack: n., a pancake that refuses to flip over for the longest time, requiring extra effort to unstick it, and resulting in said pancake landing on the floor with a sickly "flop".
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