mockings - when like . . . a lot of your friends suddenly gang up on you with their teasings and you're like (through your tears of laughter and suddenly self-realized pain) screaming out loud - "STOP!" "Stop stop stop!" "If I take anymore of these mockings - I'll implode"

Something like that.

ewwww fartini.

lol - I just made that up. Let it mean to you what it will. I'm just thinking . . . maybe like a cocktail of grossness? Haha.

flabby - new word for lame.

fabby - old word for great. Is related to fabulous.