frig - a refridgerated rig

You could be ill. Or you could be illinois . . .

Illinois - a stronger grosser grumpier form of ill. ex. I am not illinois. Are you?

(pronounced just like the state)

confust - to confuse somewhat. i.e., "his fascination with rabbits confusted me a little."

(courtesy of Scott)

Swass - sweet ass

ex. "That's so swass!"