stat--slang re-appropriation of the medical term meaning 'with no delay' or 'at once,' to be used in conjunction with trivial desires or requests.

e.g. I need a cookie, stat.

Jesus Jonesing - In the music world, the act of being desperate for your next big critical or pop hit knowing full well that it is unlikely to ever happen.
ex: "Jesus Jonesing for their next big commercial hit, founding members of the Alan Parsons Project have changed their sound and begun writing lyrics about teenage alienation and sexual frustration."