Thursday, August 01, 2002

subway—anything that makes you late. "Sorry. The subway. You know how it is." For those of you who don't live near the subway, you have no excuse.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

valdez -- ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend with whom the breakup was especially awful. [derived from the "Exxon Valdez."]

Ex: "no, I haven't seen my valdez since he tried to run me down with his pickup truck."
horn—anything but a phone. i.e. never say to me in your entire life, "hey, why don't you just get on the horn and phone some good ol' folks?"
South Carolina—a vacation spot where one can get waffles South of the Border.