Monday, April 14, 2003

Costelloed - When a beautiful Elvis Costello song is snuck onto popular radio when all one wants is to hear about how J. Timberlake wants to rock that body, girl.

EX: "Right after John Mayer-- a dorky knee-waver too cookie-cutter to make me cry-- I was fuckin' Costelloed! Sneak attack! Right when I least expected it. Typical."
Top 40 - The state defined by one seeking out popular Top 40 tunes because it's the only music that doesn't illicit any emotion and one is tired of being so goddamn emotional.

EX: "Thank God for Justin Timberlake because he makes feeling so Top 40 almost bearable."

Friday, August 09, 2002

Tennessee - Where the ladies (Hey, and some guys too. Where you choose to Leggo your Eggo is your business.) go to get waffles South of the Border. See also: South Carolina.

Thursday, August 01, 2002

subway—anything that makes you late. "Sorry. The subway. You know how it is." For those of you who don't live near the subway, you have no excuse.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

valdez -- ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend with whom the breakup was especially awful. [derived from the "Exxon Valdez."]

Ex: "no, I haven't seen my valdez since he tried to run me down with his pickup truck."
horn—anything but a phone. i.e. never say to me in your entire life, "hey, why don't you just get on the horn and phone some good ol' folks?"
South Carolina—a vacation spot where one can get waffles South of the Border.

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

digiorno -- caesarian section.

Ex. it's not delivery, it's digiorno.

Thursday, June 20, 2002

member of the day—person who rides the short bus. In some areas of New England, these people are known as retahds.

Wednesday, June 19, 2002

get it done— eat waffles. (see below.)